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06-14-2010, 07:33 PM
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 Someone sent me a message over the weekend that if I would marry him he would be my slave. I responded, "You're crazy! I am not looking for a husbnd or a slave." lol
__________________ I am of old and young, of foolish as much as the wise, Regardless of others, ever regardful of others, Maternal as well as paternal, a child as well as a [wo]man, stuffed with the stuff that is [common], and stuffed with the stuff that is fine...Walt Whitman/Song of Myself  |
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06-14-2010, 10:44 PM
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36-year old “ready, willing and able” (sorry, CJ) is “a smooth pimp daddy who loves the hoes and snowboarding”, It'd OK Luna as you all know that wasn't me. Thank you for the LOL's that I was having, my son wanted to know why I laughing (out loud) so loud told him I was reading some really funny BULL S hit OMG how hysterical these were but whats more upsetting is these IDIOTS ( yes I said idiots) think we will fall all over them & that,s what women are looking for. NEWS FLASH "NO" we are NOT looking for any of that.
__________________ CJ  You should never make someone a Priority that only makes you an Option!!! Life's too Short To Worry About The Little Things - So Choose Your Battles Wisely |
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06-15-2010, 02:13 PM
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yeah that is wright!i'm here!!!!
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06-26-2010, 07:44 AM
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Those are just the ones I block and delete. NEXT!!! Plenty of cute boys waiting...no time for smalldickville.
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06-27-2010, 04:26 AM
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Haha, j/k of course! But not about the cooking/cleaning thing.  |
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06-28-2010, 06:58 PM
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I know I already mentioned somewhere on the forums that I'm up for the slave thing. If there are any guys out there who want to cook, clean, and take care of me that are of course good looking, funny, sensitive, honest, and sincere with a great personality please send me a pm and I'll get right on it.
__________________ It's woman's spirit and mood a man has to stimulate in order to make sex interesting. The real lover is the man who can thrill you by touching your head or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. Marilyn Monroe |
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06-29-2010, 03:00 AM
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Any one who wishes to clean my toilets is always welcomed at my place.
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06-30-2010, 03:50 AM
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Pffft, I think you all are crazy - I mean really? come on, all of those titles and descriptions were no more than honest, genuine and truly enticing. What mature, sophisticated woman would not want a piece of that action? *Ahem* Sorry, sometimes my sarcasm gets out of hand... Honestly though, I understand language barriers and even cultural difference can make things sound a whole lot worse than they are. However those were simply absurd, never the less I thought I was going to die laughing  which is probably the best way to go I guess...Thanks much for the "research" I enjoyed it quite a lot. |
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06-30-2010, 04:17 AM
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***LOOKING ABOVE HER*** I'm starting to kinda like this guy! ;-)~
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07-02-2010, 04:02 AM
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It would seem that the majority of those users fail the Turing test. Is there some way to determine if they're actual people or just some kind of automated robot program? Even if they can't be stopped, I suppose they serve a purpose, even if it is only humor at the expense of the butchering of the English language. Or, as they might put it, "im vera nce man, who LOVES COUGAAAAAAAARS so hot be my shugar mami" |
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