
01-30-2009, 08:30 AM
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Gazelle's survival guide on the hunting ground...
When a cougar approaches you, just show her the following label on your T-shirt: 'I live outside the U.S.'. You will become invisible
100% of cougars who sent me private messages were from the States. 100% of them withdrew AT ONCE when they noticed I'm not in the States.
I've read here that even in the U.S. meeting outside Las Vegas  can be quite expensive. Ok, but 100% choose immediate resignation. 100% sounds a bit too much
Cougars are lazy, really lazy - none of them will trouble themselves to catch a foreigner if there is so much new flesh around....
I wonder who catches: a cougar or a gazelle...
Last edited by sweetprince; 01-30-2009 at 04:45 PM.
Reason: i changed from 'contacting' to 'who sent me private messages'
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