Is this stunning 50yr old wanting some fun with me? PLEASE HELP.

[jk1982]

When she comes close touch her breasts or something?

seriously? lol dude without meaning to sound horrible, have you ever had a potential dating situation begin from that? I somehow doubt it... treat her with a bit of respect, if she wants to rut with a kid I'm sure she could pickup an 18 yr old anywhere she wanted. She is probably hoping you are slightly different from the rest.... assuming this whole post isn't a joke I'd seriously advise you to think more about her as a person, and less as a hole with mammary glands that you want to put your doodaa in.
Alien as it may sound to you at 18, an emotional connection makes the sex better

[susanlb50]

doodaa lol I love it too...

[youngmale18]

Okay thanks for the replies ain't been on last night to check responses.

So should I ask for a cup of coffee in a cafe or a drink in the local pub?

I asked whether to touch them or not but it's bloody hard resisting them when there right infront of me and I think she's gorgeous and my age of course I'm as horny as a rabbit it's all I think about tbh so I thought if I did touch them she would enjoy it...and it could lead to more?

[abergirl]

really....no. Don't touch them. Don't. If she wants to move things on she will let you know. Ask her for that coffee.

[8ball]

Originally Posted by youngmale18

I asked whether to touch them or not but it's bloody hard resisting them when there right infront of me and I think she's gorgeous and my age of course I'm as horny as a rabbit it's all I think about tbh so I thought if I did touch them she would enjoy it...and it could lead to more?

You don't play baseball, do you?

[youngmale18]

So if I don't bother asking nothing is going to come out of this?

Why will she let me know because she won't know whether I like her or not so why would she make any moves after all I doubt she thinks 18yr old thinks anything of her???

[houstoncougar]

all you think about it riding her? ahhh she's not a horse in case you forgot she's a woman and your daily sessions on whatever porn site you're visiting will not teach you how to relate to a real woman. Get some snap and stop being so silly and remember if you touch a woman's breast without her permission she could have your dumb ass arrested in a New York minute. Oh and luna I'm with you on this post being smelling of b.s. I really doubt anyone with a half a brain could be this clueless.

[youngmale18]

I am being erious just you know shes obviously seen and done it all before and my age of course I'm raging surely if shes interested she will be more than happy

[wetnwild]

Youngmale, you've gotten some really good advice here. Now it's time to go and put it to use. Ask the woman out, whether for coffee or a drink (or give her the choice), treat her with RESPECT and if she likes you, then things will surely start moving in the right direction. Now GO {giving you a little push out the door!} Stop deciphering everything to death or you will never get ANYwhere with her!

And be sure to come back and tell us how it goes! Good luck!

[tiffanyfontaine]

If you touch her breasts, she could have you arrested for sexual assault. Be careful!