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Old 03-30-2010, 12:14 PM
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Since this Forum is dedicated to "How To Approach A Cougar", I thought it would be fun to share this as an example of what NOT to do! (yes, for sure it's a scammer but let's smile at his bizarre approach!)

Hello there,I am [name],I was just surfing and stumbled on your profile, but I have to admit,I have often met people in my time,i have seen people,but i have this to say..Your profile send me jitters..I feel a tingling sensations running down my spine and I immediately knew I had to talk to you.I saw a beauty that is wild and free,Rolling through exultant air,Alone in pristine skies.I saw something more natural and yet elegant....I guess you'll need to hit the reply button and lets get connected..I don't have much to offer...But I have happiness to give...that isn't too little to get from knowing someone is it?....Lets see where we go from here!!!!!I may be able to speak the languages of human beings and even of angels, but if I have no love, my speech is no more than a noisy gong or a clanging bell. I may have the gift of inspired preaching; I may have all knowledge and understand all secrets; I may have the faith needed to move mountains-but if I have no love, I am nothing. I may give away everything I have, and even give up my body to be burned-but if I have no love, this does me no good.1 Corinthians, 13:1-13hugg and kisses.I am a new member on this site and look forward in meeting you.what is your yahoo or msn messenger id so we can get to know each other better on there. thanks
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Old 03-30-2010, 12:56 PM
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Well, Luna, at least it wasn't "hey...wanna chat!" He took the trouble to write that. I know you are too grounded to be taken in by flowery words, but he had me at "I saw a beauty that is wild and free."
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:17 PM
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That gave me a headache trying to read it. hahaha
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Old 03-30-2010, 03:53 PM
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I had a long message about my hair once. I wish I could remember it but it was very flowery and involved.
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:05 PM
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I'm in no doubt that 99% of that does indeed apply to your lovely self Luna

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Rolling through exultant air,Alone in pristine skies.I saw something more natural and yet elegant
I'm pretty sure I heard this part in a wildlife documentary once.
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:20 PM
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Sorry Luna I got bored after the first line!!!!

I usually get the shorter version like.....wow your really gorgeous....wanna have some fun...

I guess I don't warrant the whole shabang!!! lol
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:47 PM
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So "wanna screw?" wouldn't work? I wouldn't anyway
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:05 PM
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Ha ha ha only if you told me what size screw you wanted!! :P
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:08 PM
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Ha ha ha only if you told me what size screw you wanted!! :P
UK, so Metric right? Something with a slot I would hope.
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Old 03-31-2010, 02:15 AM
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a few like that or the one's where he's a widow with a small child just looking for love and someone to help raise the child. Of course they scream scammer but they can be entertaining in between the "can I have your password to your pics?" or ur gorgeous wanna chat or the ever enduring "wanna have some fun?"
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