Need a Artificial sweetener woman

[sexy_pleasure]

Originally Posted by twigs1984

I'm just making fun of the locked thread "need a sugar mama"

i pay my bills.. however at this point what with the kid and single dad mode, i can't pay yalls.

err i don't even think i want a relationship at this point.. or a booty call woman. friends would be nice though, but it seems there aren't any people that want to be friends these days.

i did get a solid lol this morning, saw a woman T-bone another car at a intersection in front of me. stuck around long enough to tell the officer she was on her phone looking down when she boned the other car with two kiddos in it.

So you mean to tell me that you don't need me tp pay your bills ?
Ohh Nooooooooooooooooo! That $uck$!!!
And just to think that I was soo ready with a pen and my checkbook on my hand .

[twigs1984]

Originally Posted by sexy_pleasure

So you mean to tell me that you don't need me tp pay your bills ?
Ohh Nooooooooooooooooo! That $uck$!!!
And just to think that I was soo ready with a pen and my checkbook on my hand .

oh well hell go ahead, i've got electric thats 243.55, rent is 650$ and cable/net is 73.99

I can fix stuff around your home as an exchange or something.


arrrg side note... need to goto the gym and work out... lol yall should see my totally kick ass stomach i'm getting!

[wetnwild]

Dang, your rent is only $650?!?!?! I wish I had your bills!

[sexy_pleasure]

Originally Posted by twigs1984

oh well hell go ahead, i've got electric thats 243.55, rent is 650$ and cable/net is 73.99

I can fix stuff around your home as an exchange or something.


arrrg side note... need to goto the gym and work out... lol yall should see my totally kick ass stomach i'm getting!

BING, BING, BING!!! Done deal!
$748.54 to look at your abs for a month and to top it off a bowl of candy with it! That's a bargain!
Ok, who should I make the check payable to ?

Girls, I think I'm in love!!!

I'm soo LMAOL !!!

[twigs1984]

Originally Posted by wetnwild

Dang, your rent is only $650?!?!?! I wish I had your bills!

hah and its a two story town house apartment!!!

Oklahoma is cheap to live, i used to live in Block42 right in the middle of downtown, that place was 985$ but the way the place was it really wasn't accommodative towards kids, and people had parties about every night which didn't bother me until i had my kiddo and everything hit the fan.

This place is in a good school district, has a movie theater,gym,two pools small park w/ a excellent playground. theres a city ran water park down the street and well everything i need NOW is close around to me.

Originally Posted by sexy_pleasure

BING, BING, BING!!! Done deal!
$748.54 to look at your abs for a month and to top it off a bowl of candy with it! That's a bargain!
Ok, who should I make the check payable to ?

Girls, I think I'm in love!!!

I'm soo LMAOL !!!

Bowl of candy is actually for my kid when she goes poop on potty (gets a piece of candy yo!)

lol i made it to 60 supine bicycles in cadince (120 normally) and busted off a 2 mile run this morning