My Top 5 Most "Unfavorite" Comments in my messages since I have joined 1 month ago
1. "Nice Tit's IM me" (you can only imagine what my response was to him- He is prolly STILL holding his hands protectively over his......"package")
2. "hi hun, wanna chat?" ("hun? HUN?)
3. "I have a duracell battery implanted in my tongue, interested?" (sure....as long as you are interested in the 10,000 Volt Stun gun implanted in my &*)
4. "Hey Babyyyyyyy....are those your's?" (of course not, that's why I feel ok displaying them- they belong to my neighbor and I just borrowed "them")
5. "You ar verry sexty..I wold lik to git too now you bitter" (OK, I will meet you in front of your classroom....does your teacher mind if you miss coloring time to chat with me?)
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